Photo #1 (John Chilese)
(Dan W. and Brian C.)
entries must be submitted by 9 pm pdt 8/4/02
to qualify for points |
Photo
#2 (Laurent Moll) (Dan W. and not
Sam Moll)
entries must be submitted by 9 pm pdt 8/6/02
to qualify for points |
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Entry 1-1: " you know what?......(silent
moment) I'm getting too old for this ..........." gotkendo
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Entry
2-1: I should know better than to date a chick who works
in a oriental restaurant. Kitegoof |
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Entry 1-2: 'It was then that
Dan realized it had been his turn to pack the kites that morning...'
jrharrold 1st
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Entry
2-2: Dan: "Man, I'd never have thought I would date
a Christmas tree!" Moll |
| Entry 1-3:
"WOHH!! Check those out..(snicker, snicker)...Now that's
what I call a nice set o' kites!!" tedrick72 |
Entry
2-3: (Dan asks.)Oh Miss....would you by chance know where
I could get one of those hats around here? I have a friend that
needs one. Lance |
| Entry 1-4:
"You know, this would be more fun if I could just tip-toe
through the tulips." mirecat |
Entry
2-4: "And as a safety precaution, all Lemmings©chilese
will be outfitted with these high-visibility warning beacons."
skb |
| Entry 1-5:
"Well Brian, if you don't have one, maybe there's somebody
else who will let me fly their Rev." Dorsal |
Entry
2-5: Dan: "Hang in there cute hat lady.... Laurent,
what do you think.... We might want to try a pilot kite....
She ought to go then.... Jim B. |
Entry 1-6:
Dan: "BIIIIIIIG Kite."
Bryan: "Uh huh." fuw3 |
Entry
2-6: Dan: "I'll keep an eye on her and make sure she
doesn't get that hat near any more inflatables." rod247 |
| Entry 1-7:
"You know Dan, I use to think Wonder Woman was SO HOT!
Not anymore." hiflistorr 3rd |
Entry
2-7: Pssst.... I see that you've seen that new movie Signs
too........ _Walter_ |
Entry 1-8:
Dan:"Dude, I heard there was going to be chicks out
here but all I see is a bunch of stupid kites. "
Brian: "Ya dude, I don't see no chicks, can we go now?"
John Weldon |
Entry
2-8: "so if I poke her w/ this, her inflatable suit
will propel her across the ice...hehehehe." joe_ludwig |
| Entry
1-9: "sniff, sniff.... I think I'll call my website
kitefart.com!" skb |
Entry
2-9: Dan: Psst! Hey there. Want to buy a giant penguin?
Gomberg will never miss it.
Sam: OHHH! What am I doing here. Hope nobody sees through my
disguise! ndcmpc |
| Entry 1-10:
Dan: "You know, Brian... When Chilese said he was bringing
the teddie, I thought he meant a kite...." Jim B. 2nd |
Entry
2-10: Dan: "Has anyone seen Walter?, his mail order
bride is here." John Weldon |
| Entry 1-11:
Brian's Thought Bubble: Huh...a witness...now this is gonna
get tricky. Stevo |
Entry
2-11: 'The dating agency had said he would wear something
red...' jrharrold |
Entry 1-12:
Dan: I think the coast is clear. Now Brian? Now?!?
Brian: Go for it Dan, Scratch! Scratch!! rod247 |
Entry
2-12: Dan: "I told you not to go sledding so close
to that Japanese kite display!" Mauler |
Entry 1-13:
Brian: (SBD)
Dan: "Oh, gross, Brian. Why'd you have to go and do THAT?"
Mauler |
Entry
2-13: Funny hat contest?!?!? Heck I'm just trying to stay
warm out here! rodbuggy |
| Entry
1-14: "And the Hot Tricks winner is, Ben Lummas."
ozonejim |
Entry
2-14: Hat lady thinks;" Hmm.. I think we would make
great parental units together. Uncle Beldar's suggestion to
keep my cone hidden is working." mirecat |
Entry 1-15:
Two old farts realizing they are not at the top anymore.
Dan: "Even Gomberg's caterpillar is bigger than my Teddy
Bear"
Brian: "Even Chilese's breasts are bigger than mine"
Moll |
Entry
2-15: Dan was quite surprised when the ice-drill stood up
and walked off the lake. How would he know it was her break
time? Lizard |
| Entry 1-16:"Look
all I said was: John C.looks better in the Wonderwoman outfit!
Don,t worry your still my best bud !! Steve.........Steve.......Steve????????"
Nelson |
Entry
2-16: Mr. & Mrs. James Bond looking for the elusive
and dangerous Penguin!! kiteman |
| Entry 1-17:
"So, how ya reckon that Sutton got it's tails wrapped
around that bear?!?" rodbuggy |
Entry
2-17: Woman to Man: "Keep it up, Buster. I know karate,
too." tedrick72 |
| Entry 1-18:
Hurry up Dan and take the picture, she won't sunbath like
that forever!!! kiteman |
Entry
2-18: (Thought bubble for Dan) "Aw gees! I hope she
doesn't hate Teddy Bears too! That's gotta hurt!" Dorsal
2nd |
| Entry 1-19:
'Plagued by ever increasing hoards of groupies, famed kite
photographer Dan "the Man" Whitney is forced to hire
a bodyguard; the Enforcer himself, Brian " What are you
looking at " Champie.' tech267 |
Entry
2-19: "Now THAT'S a kite stake!!
Cushioned handle grip and a real sharp point" bianson |
Entry 1-20:
"Man am I glad there's a little breeze. Lay off the
refried beans for breakfast will ya."
Kitegoof |
Entry
2-20: Dan:"You know, you really shouldn't trust what
they say in those infomercials about energy hats!"
Lady: "Can you please step away you are blocking the wavelength"
gotkendo |
| Entry 1-21:
"ok dan, you said there would be fudgesicles.......so where
are the fudgesicles???????" shakes |
Entry
2-21:She was confused and disoriented. Her psychic powers
were telling her that poor Fifi was trapped under an enormous
flightless bird, but what could it mean?! Stevo |
Entry 1-22:
Dan: If you could keep your Flowform under control, we wouldn't
be over here looking for my pilot kite.
Brian: Well, if you are going to cope an attitude, I won't help
you find it. ndcmpc |
Entry
2-22: Aw geez guys, I know
I lost the bet but you want me to do WHAT to her hat??? Lyn |
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Entry
2-23: Man: What do you mean
where is the string? That's my wife not an inflatable. Todd
Anderson 3rd |
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Entry
2-24: Further proof that D.Gomberg
is slipping; his latest inflatable entitled "Overstuffed
lady in a crazy pagoda"- Not expected to sell well outside
of
Minnesota FarmerRob |
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Entry
2-25: Cute...HaHa....The bubbles
have quit and the remote is broke. How do you turn this thing
OFF? greycyote |
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Entry
2-26: "What do you think
99, there is supposed to be a man eating penguin around here,
I just can't seem to find him".
(note the spectator for lunch in the background) kiwi49er
1st |
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Entry
2-27: "so (snicker) you say the hotel gift shop
was out of the big cheese-head hats huh? bummer...... shakes |
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Entry
2-28: Dan's thought bubble "Geez, now I know
where all my traffic cones went that I used to mark the holes
in the ice." clucas |
Steve's caption:
"If those lines at the porta potty don't start moving,
I'm thinking we sneak inside Gomberg's Catterpiller"
John Chilese's caption:
"If Chilese takes one more picture of us, I'm gonna ram
that telephoto lens where his Ultra-Light don't shine"
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Steve's
caption: I can stop laughing long enough to come up with one!
Chilese's: SAM: I, I can't look.
DAN: Yes, Kyle (South Park character) must have fallen from
an airplane. How tragic to die by landing in a penguin's butt. |
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Photo
#3 (SKB) (Dodd Gross and Bob Ianson)
entries must be submitted by 9 pm pdt 8/8/02
to qualify for points |
Photo
#4 (John Weldon) (John Weldon)
entries must be submitted by 9 pm pdt 8/10/02
to qualify for points |
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John submitted this
photo knowing that we'd all have a lot of fun with it...but
let's try to be nice...OK?
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Entry 3-1:
Man I just love team flying with you...
Uh oh ! Look natural here comes my wife. kitegoof
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Entry
4-1: Hey! What's to get upset
about, it is just a stupid kite! Besides, even with a busted
wing it will still outfly any other kite made! ndcmpc |
| Entry 3-2:
OK, let's try it one more time.
Remember, it's push then pull.
champ |
Entry
4-2: I'm not sure, But I think
it's called and angel fish. It's definitely the biggest one
I've ever seen. kitegoof |
| Entry 3-3:
Dodd: Good Lord Bob did you
have some beans last night or what? Dang it another one of those
Clover Point Lawn Darters lives up to his DARE TO DART reputation
with one of MY kites. hiflistorr
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Entry
4-3: Whoa! This is a kite?! I thought it was a sailboat!
Stevo |
| Entry 3-4:
Hey Steve, watch while I make
Bob smack himself in the face with each hand, and do a half-axel-to-fade-to-turtle
at the same time! Dorsal |
Entry
4-4: "What can I say I
am a rainbow coalition kinda guy, I don't care if your bent."
kiwi49er |
| Entry 3-5:
Dodd: "And just which
one of YOU is humming the theme music from "Deliverance"????
bianson 1st
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Entry
4-5: Sheesh, all I said was
"My kite's better than your kite" and look what he
did. hdegive 3rd |
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3-6: Dodd "HEY, I thought
I said no pictures while we are flying Prism kites! " John
Welden |
Entry
4-6: "Yo! Hey you weenies
over there on Benson Island! Check out my custom Elixir's variable
wing design- just like an Alien for high winds. Now I'm going
to move the stand-offs to underwater mode and do some really
low & slow 540s!" skb |
| Entry 3-7:
Having left his kites at home
accidentally, Dodd decides to practice his Pairs routine.
Stevo |
Entry
4-7: At that moment, John realized
that not everyone likes Prism kites. Mauler |
| Entry 3-8:
ok dodd, so i get the outside hand thing but WHAT are you
going to do with the inside hand? David Barnby |
Entry
4-8: At that moment, after
finding the damage was actually from a gunshot wound to his
favorite Elixir, John realized that he had p*ssed off one too
many GWTW forum users. randyg |
| Entry 3-9:
Dodd: "So Bob, tell me what you really think about
HQ kites!" skb |
Entry
4-9: "Look deep into my
eyes.......you WILL backspin until I say stop!!"
bianson 1st |
| Entry 3-10:
"So what Did you expect for Fifty Bucks?" Jim
B. |
Entry
4-10: I have seen the light...Walter
you were right...I humbly apologize. To show my support no one
will ever fly this rainbow Prism Elixer again! Todd Anderson |
| Entry 3-11:
Dodd: "I don't care HOW much you paid, this is as close
as I'm getting!" Mauler |
Entry
4-11: "I keep telling
Mark I want Titanium Rods..... Carbon sucks...."
Jim B. |
| Entry 3-12:
Dodd,"And I've got you down for a one on one naked buggy
class tomorrow." mirecat |
Entry
4-12: JohnW: Oh lord, I have
sacrificed my first born to you and yet I still can not walk
on water. Oh great Prism... Why have thou forsaken me? Are my
lines still too long. _Walter_ |
| Entry 3-13:
Caught in the act!:: Unwilling to see another of his designs
messed with, Dodd tried to snatch the reigns from the unsuspecting
lemming! FarmerRob |
Entry 4-13: John: "Cool
helicopter catch. But who put water on the landing pad?"
Moll
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| Entry 3-14:
Dodd: When flying the Firestorm, my newest in the Explosive
series, I recommend you use a sand anchor like Bob here. Todd
Anderson |
Entry
4-14: Elixir, it's just me
and you and it's sunset on the beach in Peru. I'm thinking...
beach scene "From Here to Eternity". YEAH BABY lets
get it on! OUCH love hurts does'nt it?
hiflistorr |
| Entry 3-15:
Bob "Dodd your teaching is good and all, but uh, If you
can lay golden eggs, why bother"? kiwi49er |
Entry
4-15: (thought bubble) "I
love Baptisms!"
(aloud) "Do you take Prism as your personal Savior? And
do you denounce all others as works of the Devil?"
Dorsal 2nd |
| Entry 3-16:
Dodd: "Steve, this picture better not show up on the GWTW
website!!!" rod247 |
Entry
4-16: 'John returned to the
beach car parking area 1 hour later than he had planned and
looked across to where his car was parked...'
jrharrold |
Entry 3-17:
This is actually a quote from Dodd from the Ocean Shores Flight
School this past June.
Dodd: "Why can't I get any cute girls to sign up for flight
school?" woodpekr |
Entry
4-17: I thought you said you
could loop, now your just a pile of poop!!
kiteman |
| Entry 3-18:
Dodd (to himself): "Man, I'm not gettin' paid enough for
this." Then, to Bob "No, the other left, the other
left!!" tedrick 2nd |
Entry
4-18: John, muttering to himself:
"The guys on the forum will NEVER believe THIS!!"
tedtick72 |
| Entry 3-19:
"I reallllllly need to go comb my hair" Don't you
just hate it when you have the Tijuana Quick Step and a Bad
Hair Day at the same time. ozonejim |
Entry
4-19: maybe now it will fade
like an sl7 david barnby |
| Entry 3-20:'Aw
come on Dad, it's my turn' jrharold |
Entry
4-20: (John talking to kite)
Ok...work with me,your embarrassing me in front of all the other
kite flyer's here! gforce_190 |
| Entry 3-21:
Hey Bob, let me show you why I named my new kite, "The
Seduction". randyg |
Entry
4-21: John says to kite,"OK,
I'll explain this hot trick shoot out thing one more time!"
mirecat |
| Entry 3-22:
Whew!! Damn Bob, I'm sure glad I'm up wind!! revgod |
Entry
4-22: |
| Entry 3-23:
I told you what I would do to you if you didn't get your snap
stall down before class started. hdegive 3rd |
Entry
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| Entry 3-24:
Dodd: "I wish that was Mark Reed". moll |
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| Entry 3-25:
"aliens arrived on Earth and left me with only one Kite
in my bag, I was just trying to fly something else........ Really!
!oh look out! here they come agian." gotkendo |
Entry
4-25: |
| Entry 3-26:
Dodd: Oh man. What I have to go through just to make a few bucks!
ndcmpc |
Entry
4-26: |
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The Godfather's captions: Only known photo of conjugal twins
joined at the wrists. They say the only hard thing is getting
dressed.
Better give me the reins, that is the biggest horse I've
ever seen.
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In true
Godfather manner Mr. Chilese's submission: Alright, we'll try
that triple axel one more time. Don't make me break your other
arm. |
Mrs. Doubtfire???
