"I JUST LOVE THE FEEL OF WET RIP-STOP NYLON AGAINST MY SKIN!"
Alrighty then.... apparently the phrase "It's alright to love your kite, just not LOVE your kite." was left at the threshold.
If any mention of "SealnGlide" enters into the conversation, we are skirting NC-17 territory.
Hopefully any photographic evidence has been consigned to the ashes a very, very long time ago.