Robert's quote about it was:
"It is faster than a scoulded cat in bigger winds."
he he he he
maybe indigo wolf would like to verify this for us?
] cat moves faster than quicksilver on black ice... with a tailwind.
A scolded cat generally moves very slowly, because he/she is quite frankly waiting for his/her human companion to catch up and get with the program ("In a former life, I was worshipped as a god.... and you would have been sacrificed to me for your impudence.")
] Bobbing for cheese tortellini because you were too slow to replace the cover when testing for doneness.
] Repeated forays have not diminished the lure of the remanants of cheese on a cooling cooking sheet that the pizza has been removed from.
YMMV.... especially if your felines are actually indigenous to the planet.