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« on: December 14, 2010, 09:47 AM »

Truths For Mature Humans:

  1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately
     clear your computer history if you die.

  2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument
      when you realize you're wrong.

  3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when
      I was younger.

  4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

  5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
         NO REALLY………….

  6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

  7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm
      pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

  8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you
      how the person died.

  9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of
      tired.

  10. Bad decisions make good stories.

  11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a
        moment at work when you know that you just aren't going
        to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

  12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue
        Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

  13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it
       asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page
       technical report -- to which, I swear, I did not make any
       changes.

  14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I
        know not to answer when they call.

  15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

  16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given
        Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite
        than with Kay.

  17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

  18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between
        boredom and hunger.

  19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before
        you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or
        understand a word they said?

  20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of
        cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.
               Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

  21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never
        get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

  22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive
        times and still not know what time it is.

  23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating
       their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, or
       Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can
       find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away,
       in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

  24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey
        in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.

        That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that
        their brain is also important.

                  Quit Laughing.

Denny
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I just never got around to it.
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