keep an eye on the trash and pick up several (many) ski bags, put some kites in them and move them around from closet to cellar to storage one or two at a time...put one bag in the car and take a ride to nowhere, return to your normal lifestyle and later on 'remember' to bring it in to the house and put it in the closet, cellar, etc and hope your short/long term memory holds out longer than hers....later on, add bungee cords, one bag at at time, to keep the bags tight and neat. Pray that you don't have to do it too often. If you are lucky you may find leather-like bags that can be cut down, finish sewn and end up resembling pool cue bags. The fishing pole/reel bag thing works only if you keep from mixing them up....
Ah the old shell game.
Was working it too. 20yr old kite bag, plus old ski bag, newer kite bag and the new birthday present kite bag.
Thought I was pulling it off, until I noticed a large increase in my wives handbags.