On Feb 3 of this year I turned 2 billion seconds old.
Adulthood begins at 1 billion seconds (approximately 31 2/3 years of age),
that's according to my own warped definition.
Now that I am middle-aged, a few facts have emerged:
Much more sentimental
Don't waste time watching the news
Arguing about politics (debating?) is useless (still vote though)
Still have my hair (very white)
I now throw a ball overhand about 100 feet if careful
Still like to look at pretty girls (Kate Upton qualifies)
Slowly turning into a better husband for Bambi
Watching nieces and nephews have kids is very odd
As Monty Python sang, "Always look on the bright side of life"
Don't believe everything doctors tell you, they're just practicing medicine
A child's hurt is mine also
Kites are very beautiful
Laugh every day especially if it's at yourself
More ramblings later, or feel free to add.